roseanne barred

when you try to get birth control at 13 but your parents won't let you.

no, you can't get birth control, you've been roseanne barred from that.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

Sponge bars

Sponge bars are yellow xanax bars typically pressed with 2mg of etizolam or alprazolam. people call them sponge bars cause they look like sponge bob

derrick: im faded off sponge bars

by peanut coke plug November 06, 2022

Tommy’s bar

A horrendous Kareoke spot X graveyard for our beloved bakes who died in vain strapped to 3 litres of sex on the beach.

You went to worlds worst bar. Oh that must’ve been Tommy’s bar

by Murderbakes September 20, 2021

Bar Wipe

The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.

Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."

by Martyr0ne May 22, 2018

spin the bar

Buy the patrons in the bar a round of drinks.

Brian won money so he decided to spin the bar.

by Sugartits87 August 20, 2018

Musli bar

Slightly crunchy with hints of salt, bean flavoured saturation topped with onion ring corn puffs, and butter nut scotch pudding.
A delicious muesli bar renamed.

Bean is like salad with hints of dressing and musli bar.
Salad is like vain sculpture.

by MrBeenyButFace March 20, 2022

stunt bar

A bar or club where the primary purpose for the clientele is to show off or flaunt themselves in front of prospectives, exes or haters.

Before we head home let’s stop at my favorite stunt bar so I can flaunt this bawdy.

by MOD-HBIC March 03, 2019