June 1

June 1 national give ur friend $20 day the government made this

My friend:you kno it june 1 me: ya what abt it my friend: u have to give me 20 dollars me : fine

by Thaay.fw.jayy April 26, 2022

Rule 1

Every time you find anything you have to take a deep breath, yell YEET with all your might and throw it.

Player 1 : Dude I found this super rare important AND fragile thing

Player 2 : Remember Rule 1, my friend.

Player 1 : YEET

by Beamboii June 29, 2018

Year 1

Any ignorant person or persons who actions or behavior does not reflect a person with some sense.

"Stop acting like a year 1"

by Yagranmahouse April 26, 2020

July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022

November 1

National Yeet Your Shortest Best Friend Day

Tall friend: Hey it’s November 1..
Short friend: Oh no....

by Tallgal123 November 1, 2019

#1 dad

A very nice an supportive human being in your life. They are not your biological father they are your "Dad". They do not have to be male they can be anything they want. You are always their son no matter what even if you are female. But because all that they will treat you like their actual child and love and care for you.

He is so nice to me, he's my #1 dad.
She is basically his mom, what a #1 dad.

by tahOny May 26, 2018

December 1

🚫🥜november is over boiz go hard

FINALLY ITS DECEMBER 1 *12:01am* oop i just used used up a new box of tissues and a whole bottle of lotion.

by local chicken nugget November 12, 2019