The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front

"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"

by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011

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J baby

A person that likes to smoke 5-7 joints a day.

Damn, he smokes so many joints he is a real J baby.

by ShelbyAve October 21, 2023

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j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.

Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.

by jwife January 22, 2022

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whoppy j

the leader of the bkk most people fear him and there is only one in the world,jim,hes the best in the world no one can beat him

(whopper jr)

oh shit its whoppy j and his crew

by whoppy j January 19, 2009

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J-Crewin it

If your J-Crewin it your not in sweats, but your not dressed up. Also,when your J-Crewin it you can't have jeans on, you must have khakis or nicer on.

Bob:"You look nice today"

Sally:"Not really, I'm just J-crewin it.

Bob:"Oh, ........OK.

by Mado1243 December 14, 2009

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