When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.
Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
by G6Saitin July 11, 2022
Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!
(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
the unholy bringer of death...it is a mixture of Jason voorhees from the Friday the 13th series and the Dragonborn from skyrim
by Cash Grab September 11, 2018
He has a sharpie for a head he isn't that good at sports but he get away with it. He has a weird odd head shape. Used to go too elementary and at first he cool but then he was rude that why you never seen his dad all the time. - Gabriel Chaaban
by Gabriel Chaaban January 10, 2024
Paramore's original rhythm guitarist from formation in 2004 until after the release of the band's debut album "All We Know Is Falling" in 2005.
Hunter Lamb took over his position until Lamb got married in 2007, promptly then was he replaced by then touring rhythm guitarist Taylor York.
Hunter Lamb took over his position until Lamb got married in 2007, promptly then was he replaced by then touring rhythm guitarist Taylor York.
AWKIF lineup:
- Hayley Williams (lead vocals)
- Josh Farro (lead guitar, unclean vocals)
- Jason Bynum (rhythm guitar, backing vocals)
- Jeremy Davis (bass; "Here We Go Again" only)
- Zac Farro (drums)
- Hayley Williams (lead vocals)
- Josh Farro (lead guitar, unclean vocals)
- Jason Bynum (rhythm guitar, backing vocals)
- Jeremy Davis (bass; "Here We Go Again" only)
- Zac Farro (drums)
by 7568ino April 06, 2025
A guy who's can't hold a relationship to save his life and is gonna die a virgin. He uses his truck as compensation and has an insatiable thirst for nicotine.
by Azclake February 12, 2020