When a man puts his testicles on a girl's eyes so she can't see, she the proceeds to give the man a hand job and try's to call out where the semen will land.
Tom: Dude she blind fired me last night.
Paul: No way? where did she call it?
Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.
Paul: No way? where did she call it?
Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.
by Erobica June 16, 2010
A very large and ferocious storm that occurs once every apocalypse. Often involves the burning of flesh and the incineration of many if not all plant life.
by SolowingSilver October 19, 2009
When you take a shot of fireball, and spit it in your partner's anus. They will get a burning sensation and push it back into your mouth and they scream "fire in the hole!"
Me and this girl were fooling around and feeling really dirty. I took a shot of fireball and surprised her by spitting it in her ass....she immediately retaliated and pushed it back in my mouth and yelled "fire in the hole!!!!"
by Eternalgrl April 11, 2021
by Anthony5344 June 14, 2017
You are fire and ice. Fire is down, ice is up. Don't think about it too much or it won't make sense, most likely because you've been brainwashed by the INTERNET and your government.
Friend 1 : "What are we?"
Friend 2 : "We're fire and ice"
Friend 1 : "Oh, so we are a mix of both chaos and order?"
Friend 2 : "Sort of. You see our world was created when ice met fire for the first time. And the infinite surface off earth was created soon afterwards. But a couple thousands of years ago, or maybe even more recently, secret societies began forming with the hopes to control the known world. As soon as those societies realized what we are, where we are and how we are (the why is irrelevant), these societies worked together to form a plan to fool all of the known people on our side of the ice wall, that we live on a limited sized ball floating in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by other floating balls, and giant burning lights, and giant black holes that suck everything into them. Now we all unknowingly live in a giant ice water dish, that is slowly melting at the edges, and expanding outwards towards infinity."
Friend 1 : "This sounds really serious, why don't people talk about this stuff?"
Friend 2 : "No one wants to sound crazy, and even if you do talk about it, you will be shunned and mocked until you no longer speak at all. Due to the schooling systems, languages and social structure of our societies being designed to keep the smart man down, and the dumb man powerful."
Friend 1 : "Do you think we will ever wake up and try to help the others stop trying to control us?"
Friend 2 : "Nope."
Friend 1 : "Why?"
Friend 2: "Two words: Fidget Spinners."
Friend 2 : "We're fire and ice"
Friend 1 : "Oh, so we are a mix of both chaos and order?"
Friend 2 : "Sort of. You see our world was created when ice met fire for the first time. And the infinite surface off earth was created soon afterwards. But a couple thousands of years ago, or maybe even more recently, secret societies began forming with the hopes to control the known world. As soon as those societies realized what we are, where we are and how we are (the why is irrelevant), these societies worked together to form a plan to fool all of the known people on our side of the ice wall, that we live on a limited sized ball floating in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by other floating balls, and giant burning lights, and giant black holes that suck everything into them. Now we all unknowingly live in a giant ice water dish, that is slowly melting at the edges, and expanding outwards towards infinity."
Friend 1 : "This sounds really serious, why don't people talk about this stuff?"
Friend 2 : "No one wants to sound crazy, and even if you do talk about it, you will be shunned and mocked until you no longer speak at all. Due to the schooling systems, languages and social structure of our societies being designed to keep the smart man down, and the dumb man powerful."
Friend 1 : "Do you think we will ever wake up and try to help the others stop trying to control us?"
Friend 2 : "Nope."
Friend 1 : "Why?"
Friend 2: "Two words: Fidget Spinners."
by mranonymousman December 14, 2017
brittish forces: requesting air attack 47‹36Œ54.21N, 117‹39Œ20.89W
US forces: i see them iraquis! *fire*
brittish forces: *dead* (from friendly fire!)
US forces: i see them iraquis! *fire*
brittish forces: *dead* (from friendly fire!)
by georgeilingus August 31, 2007
When a male and a female are having sex with two condoms at the same time and the friction between the two condoms causing a fire in the vagina
Holy Lord! The vagina fire that just happend burned off my two condoms that i thought would give me extra protection causing me to get an std!
by Patyrick em February 11, 2009