The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.
I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.
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He told her about the other girl he's dating and now all three of them are in a relationship, that is strictly J-Steelo.
I told my job I'm officially looking for work but will help them transition I went at them with the J-Steelo; they gave me a raise and a contract.
I told my job I'm officially looking for work but will help them transition I went at them with the J-Steelo; they gave me a raise and a contract.
by JBeamin March 31, 2011
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Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
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