d-milf

dark magician id like to f***

guy 1 : i summon dark magician girl!

guy 2:now thats what i call a d-milf

by teh munaky September 25, 2010

D-stache

when you take your pooppy dick and put it across someones face (where a mustache would be). Used for revenge, the D doesn't stand for dick, it stands for Davis

I'm going to give you such a D-stache for putting snow in front of my window

by AJ man pants March 22, 2009

d-pill

Dick pill

What a man takes when he is acting like a chic.

Wallace: I broke a nail!
Dylan: Dude, grow a pair...
Aaron: Yea, take a d-pill...

by thesunaninja March 20, 2014

S²D²

Same Shit - Different Day
(mathematical expression)

When asked what I'm doing at work, I usually answer S²D².

by Hagar Horrible Grammar Snob January 3, 2019

tyra d.

the most beautiful girl in the whole world except she thinks she knows it all and everybody like's her(which they dont)only kevin newton love's her.

look there goes tyra d.

by gunit0008 February 5, 2009

D-DOB

Acronym for Double Day-Old Balls. Mainly associated with college students who haven't bothered to shower in at least two days and are now starting to notice a lower half aroma ascending towards their nostrils. Can be particulary problematic when the student is getting some face time with a pretty girl.

I can't be trying to tap that shit when I got D-DOB.

by Syd Barrett 1970 September 5, 2010

Mizzy d

mizzy d can suck my dick :)

ye see that mizzy d over there, he can suck my dick

by mizzydsucks July 28, 2018