22 Bar

A charitable bar where famous, wealthy women pay for a physical sperm doner. Men from royal blood lines and heritage. Also known as the Lineage Of Kings...

"Babe I decided to get pregnant. I went to the 22 Bar..." who'd you pick? "The young billionaire tycoon..."

(At least the child will have heaps of brothers and sisters)

by KingRed007 March 24, 2016

catch-22

Something that you need to obtain another thing, but you need the other thing to obtain "something".

"In iOS devices, when you go on the settings menu, then in the password settings, you are required to type in your password to look at your password."
"Catch-22, mate."

by Xxdragonslayr12xX July 1, 2017

October 22

Slap the kid who skipped school yesterday day. You can slap the midget looser who skipped school yesterday as much as you want without getting in trouble.

Ky:”why is everyone slapping me”
Everyone:”because It’s October 22 and you are a midget looser who missed school yesterday”

by Slangboi October 21, 2019

07/22/2019

Remember the place where we met? well obviously you do and I'm going to tell you that there might be something waiting for you there

Really mimi? This shit again? xD
My foot is swole today alright? XD
I wanna rest a bit
Alright alright if you say so xD
so how the hell did your foot become swollen?

07/22/2019

by Lostnightcore November 9, 2019

October 22

National no balls day. Whatever your girlfriend tells you to do if she says no balls you have to do it

1: hey it's October 22nd you know what that means
2: no balls you won't go kiss her
1: only because it's October 22nd

by 242424242424242424 October 21, 2019

The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.

Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch

by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025

11 22

This date is very special, because a special person was born 27 years ago today. Her name is Kamilė. She is smart and beautiful in and out and her besty just misses her so so much everyday.

Wish for a new year: follow your heart first and think later 👀

Happy Birthday my Best Friend ❤️

Oh, it's 11 22, you know what day it is?
It's Kamilė's birthday!

by luluIloveu November 22, 2021