pulling a king ross

when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv

person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

Pulling a shane

Lying your ass off - typically through text form, and doing the exact opposite of what you said you are going to do

Bro is pulling a shane

by Mentospablosenorita September 20, 2025

Pulling an Ambie

When you fall into an open grave while sipping scotch and inhaling a stoggie.

I was walking in a graveyard, talking on my phone—about to close the deal—before totally pulling an ambie! Tore the shit out of my groin and spilled my 40 year old Scotch on a zombie!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

Pulling a Drake

When a guy does a helicopter with his snake

A: What are you up to this weekend?
B: Not much, just going to be pulling a Drake.

by ub3rst4r February 17, 2024

Pull Poke

(Verb)
When you put tacks in your friend’s pull up bar.

Bro, why do you have holes in your hands?
Oh, because someone pull poked me.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017

Pulling A Lopez

Skating on the job, while being focused on taking waist up selfies at the gym!

"Where is Juan?"
"IDK probably at the gym pulling a Lopez"

by Mess Caterer February 24, 2025

To pull a WIB

When you could have healed your incontincence condition by just hitting the gym regularily but you opt for a coleostomy instead. You are pulling an “Where I belong” here

You lazy ass, you’re only here to pull a WIB

by Bottler4ts March 10, 2018