evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

Hildebrand Syndrome

An anxiety disorder, defined by a persistent and excessive fear of performing a task where the access to a bathroom is limited or impossible due to the ever-present possibility of having abrupt/unexpected diarrhea.

I can't go on the Pirate of the Caribbean ride because there is no access to a bathroom for 15 minutes. What do I do if develop diarrhea? I have Hildebrand Syndrome.

What do I do if diarrhea strikes on a hot air balloon or helicopter tour? What about when flying, during take off when I cannot access the bathroom?

by DrSreud January 3, 2024

Takotsubo syndrome

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.

I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

SB Syndrome

The disease of having a fatal attraction to snowbunnies. The deadliest variant is the BBSB(big booty snowbunnies).

I can't get rid of my SB Syndrome they so damn fine!

by The Snowy Specter June 2, 2022

Bifurcated Porn Syndrome (BPS)

an anit-social humanoid who finds themselves to be a culinary connoisseur.

"That person clearly has Bifurcated Porn Syndrome (BPS), check your food for hair!"

by ESC. May 28, 2015

cookie syndrom

Cookie syndrom is when your head rots a little because you eat a cookie after bumping your head.

Cookie syndrom can kill people

by Nobodycares101 August 7, 2021

Walkaway Wife Syndrome

When a female thinks she deserves more, but her man disagrees, so she destroys her family to go fuck random dudes. It's a part of feminism.

"I performed my husbandly duties, even though she'd scream at me after work and was obese, but then she called me an abuser right when she got her inheritance, and she suddenly left me alone with all the bills. People on reddit call it walkaway wife syndrome and say it's my fault."

by Phunnnn March 13, 2025