man hole cover

The act of titty fucking a slut backwards, you cover her face with your man hole.

Your mom got the 'ol man hole cover last night!

by Justin hpnc December 14, 2008

naked man rule

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.

Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky

by vulture boi April 30, 2009

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?

The most important question you will ever ask another human.

"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"

by <ShiverBurn> November 26, 2013

Jerry Beans Man

The best Yu-Gi-Oh card ever. "Jerry, a bean soldier, believes he is the strongest warrior in the world, but his true abilities are still untested." Can be abbreviated to JBM.

In addition to that, he owns your mother's face.

1. Jerry Beans Man is the coolest ever. *dies*

2. Back up before I Jerry Beans Man your ass.

by TeamJBM December 27, 2009

Two man rule

An aid for young straight males in order to define the age of a young looking peice of ass.
It is often done silently, accompanied by a knowing smirk, and a 'thumbs-up' by at least two people. It is now considered to be ok to go 'tap that ass'.
It'll hold up in court as well.

Jed: Look at that mate! she looks a bit young though....

Gaz: I'll TWO MAN RULE it.. (knowing smile, thumb up)

Jed: Allllrrrright! (Thumb up)

by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006

sexiest man alive

Someone who is ah muh gah, hottttt! In other words, Oliver Sykes, the lead singer of Bring Me The Horizon, an amazing metal band. :)

Bob: Who do you think is the sexiest man alive?

James: You.

Bob: O_O

by Kayliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii May 4, 2008

White Man's Burden

noun/ 1) The guilt that white men and woman feel over the historical subjection of other races. For instance, the extroardinary election of Barack Obama may be due in part to guilt over the fact that blacks were forced into slavery for 300 years. Another example would be the white community's hesitation to be proud of their heritage, while most other races exhibit their pride.

2) The result in which a business, university, etc. will prefer a qualified man or woman of ethnicity over another qualified caucasian.

White Guy: I didn't get accepted into Berkeley, even though I have a 4.2 GPA.

Friend: White Man's Burden

by Eric777 January 25, 2009