The guest cock

When you wanna jack off so bad but you have guests at your house so you can't.

Hey dude, the guest cock happend to me yesterday

by Waluigi's son April 14, 2020

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funny bird

"did you see the new cock of the day?"

by diggon April 19, 2020

Cock your dish

When you go to fart and you aim your butt in another direction

Me : Sorry I just let one rip! .
Friend:.. did u at least cock your dish the other way?

by Fecknhill420 April 19, 2020

Cock-Gobbler

A gay or homo nigga who "Gobbles" or sucks dick

"Cock-Gobbler" Hey bro suck my dick
"Straght nigga" No you fucking cock-gobbler

by TheRealCockBiter April 20, 2020

Cock Nazi

An individual who goes above and beyond the call of duty of your most aggressively hellacious asshole. An evil shit to the Nth degree.

So Lauren finally dumped her shitheel boyfriend- he's such a Cock Nazi that, after she found a list of hookers with phone numbers, along with a receipt for STD treatment in his wallet, he had the nerve to scream at her for an hour about her invading his privacy!

by lasonambula April 22, 2020

cock

Quit being a dirty little thot looking for shit you already know. It's a fucking chicken, a rooster, male chicken, it's a cock. Not what most cum sluts ask for or see everyday. Periodt luv.

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by pwussiboi April 23, 2020

MA LONG COCK

ITS BIG

Yo dude do u like MA LONG COCK

by MYLONGCOCK April 23, 2020