Sex Cop

Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.

Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."

Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."

Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023

Revolt Sex

When you are screwing a girl who ends up being a man.

I ended up having revolt sex with that "woman" from last night.

by Farmermarv June 12, 2018

sex

when a boy inserts it's boner dick into a wet pussy or ass then the girl moans and says oh harder evan harder daddy!

this is sex

by mastercondor December 3, 2020

Organial Sex

Organial sex is when you were to rip out the throat of a women that is 3 to 67 years old. Then proceeding to rip out every organ in her body, running it over with a car, then using the blood as lube. The next step is to shove your dick up every hole and every organ in her body, down to the veins.

I had organial sex with my little sister Kyla last night.

by ___\\\_**# April 22, 2022

Pipe sex

To have sex in a pipe

“Yo wanna have pipe sex”
“Fuck yeah!”

by Tenishua445 June 22, 2023

Sex Foot

The cramp that you get in your foot in the middle of mind blowing sex. Sometimes it starts in the toes and goes down to the arch.

My boyfriend and I were having the best sex, but I had to stop him because of sex foot.

by VA_Guy August 17, 2024

sex

the really only place i think on urban dictionary which people litteraly write fucking essays about people having sex. why?

person who wrote the definiton?: time to write a story about sex on urbandictionary.com!!!!

by jAyaja May 10, 2023