When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
by scumbbag June 27, 2019
Rafael and Nikki invited Sam over for a threesome. Nikki was on her period which was perfect because Sam was hungry for a hot pocket.
by Rafael&Teegan June 27, 2021
He hot pocket my vajayjay!
by Mcklinger82 March 11, 2021
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
When you place Saran wrap in your partner's mouth and then you s*** into their mouth that is a "Hot Pocket"
by Sikestwon June 16, 2022
Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.
Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?
Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023
When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.
by Lothar January 14, 2018