Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.

TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)

by Thehackiasack69690 April 17, 2019

cock

your mum

your mums cock

by a penis thats in your mom January 6, 2022

Cock Supply

When a girl is so hot she can have any guy.

Rodger: Dude she is so fine
Steve: Dude she has cock supply

by DankieDank December 14, 2009

Cock Pocket

A word that is just another word for pussy.

Me to my non-existent gf: Yo babe can I stick my dick in your Cock Pocket.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.

by AnonymousNut March 13, 2018

Grady Cock

A unit of measurement that is equal to 5.5 inches, also known as the size of Grady’s cock.

Q: Yo jit, how many Grady cocks are you?

A: I’m 13 Grady cocks tall fool

by grady cock lover October 21, 2021

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Calzone Cock

When your Penis is folded over and bleeding, it looks like a folded Pizza.

“He woke up to find he had a really bad Calzone Cock”
“Man your boy is looking like a Calzone Cock today”

by Big Arv March 23, 2021