by Mix-Race Man On Road May 15, 2019

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
by CherryTart February 15, 2023

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by StoryHörse April 13, 2022

by Oh yes please November 17, 2016

when you go to make frozen garlic bread sticks but it's covered in garlic butter and there's some left over and you simply cannot resist garlic butter penis
by mega ultra super dick king May 2, 2021

Jeff: It's raining outside. Can you give me a ride?
Tom: No, stop being a bottom feeder.
Jeff: You're a cock!
Tom: No, stop being a bottom feeder.
Jeff: You're a cock!
by Light_of_the_night_232 November 7, 2019

Person 1- "Will Joel be meeting us at the pub tonight?".
Person 2- "No, he's too busy being a cock snogger"
Person 2- "No, he's too busy being a cock snogger"
by Classic Kaka August 14, 2019
