Cock

Meaning 1: Commonly referred to as 'Cock', roosters fertilize eggs and make obnoxious noises at five fucking o'clock in the goddamn morning

Meaning 2: You all know this one - it is also referred to as Penis, Doodle, Willy, Dick or 'that thing with the white creamy stuff'.

1: The cock woke me up AGAIN! Can we sell him? OR EAT HIM!!!

2: Your cock is so long, I work on mine every day but I cannot do anything to make it bigger. Also, what is the milk that my wife seems to love drinking after she rubs my cock into a glass?

by ihavecock2384 November 23, 2023

oil cock

one who fucks cars

the car mechanic is an oil cock

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Cock hole

Is a slang name for Ukrainian man. Consonant with the term "hohol" (in english translation - "crest"), similar to a medieval Turkish haircut in the form of a single braid on a bald head.

A typical question for a Ukrainian bot pretending to be a foreigner: are you cock hole?

by Taras_Pidorashko November 29, 2023

cock

your fucking dick

I have a massive fucking cock.

by bigboyballs445 December 2, 2023

Clap Cock

Originating at UC Berkeley, clap cock is when you jerk off so many times over the course of a 1-2 week period that you temporarily can not get or maintain an erection. The cure to clap cock is semen retention.

I knew in advance that my date wasn’t gonna put out so I said fuck it and gave myself clap cock.

by EdgingBigChungus2302 December 5, 2023

Cranberry Cock

Fucking a girl on her period and then getting her blood and/or blood clots on your dick.

Jake: I just did my girl and got cranberry cock!
Dan: dude what the fuck

by binary starrzzzzzzzzz December 12, 2023

armadillo cock

brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.

he has an armadillo cock

by bradysbeast11 December 12, 2023