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Lard ball

Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.
Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.

Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.
by Skibidi Porft fart123 December 14, 2023
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balls

Big, bouncy, round things that kids and sometimes adults play with
Kid 1: "I really love these balls"
Kid 2: "Me too"
Kid 1: "They're so bouncy and fun!"
Kid 2: "Exactly!"
by gay man 25.6 April 3, 2022
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Dumb ball

The felling of numbness in one's testicle after back banging (analy) during hour - long fucking activity
Giani sure fuck that Oleggio hoe, cause he got a dumb ball. He better put some marinara sauce on it.
by juanitoalimana November 30, 2021
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Richard Balls

Richard Balls is the CEO of balls and arch nemesis of Johnson Nuts
Richards balls’ son is Jow Balls
Person 1: do you k la who Richard Balls is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of balls
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
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Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.
Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.
by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021
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Scammer balls

Ted has some scammer balls
by Jason Pike October 14, 2019
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You don't know ball

A phrase used to let someone know their opinion is garbage.

Also a phrase that apparently REALLY got under some guys skin on Instagram.
"You wrote an entire novel about why this phrase is stupid? Wow...you don't know ball.
by ohword? July 14, 2024
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