The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.
Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.
by ding_dong_consumer May 28, 2021
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Hot Water Expert

Omnis DG Wifi is a hot water expert. Omnis has spent his entire life immersed in the world of hot water. He knows everything there is to know about hot water - how to make it, how to store it, and most importantly, how to enjoy it!

So, if you're ever in need of some hot water advice, just ask Geyser. He'll be happy to share his expertise and maybe even give you a demonstration of his famous hot water dance!
I heard that Omnis is such a hot water expert that he can turn a block of ice into a cup of tea just by staring at it!
by deep beep March 10, 2023
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chocolate hot cross bun

When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.
She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.
by Rabbit hunter February 01, 2018
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Hot Carleton

Basically, a hot carl (Letting someone shit on your face directly), but the upper-class, upscale version of said act.
That billionaire gave that gay hooker a Hot Carleton. Grizzle.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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Gender hot pocket

Someone/something that gives you gender envy but not for present you, but for you in the past.
by Omnitronicus January 27, 2023
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Dry Socket Hot Pocket

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.
by Kozaka January 04, 2024
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dry socket hot pocket

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.
by Terry Y January 13, 2024
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