cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.

That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.

by Jerkphone December 15, 2020

cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.

That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.

by Jerkphone December 15, 2020

kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.

"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"

by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

ceo of massive cock

Hayden J. Teague

Did you hear Hayden Teague became the CEO of massive cock.

by 🥖🥖 December 18, 2020

hockle cock

Typically used as a homophobic insult to a man. Said man uses saliva for homosexual intercourse.

"That guy is a fuckin' hockle cock!"

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Hot Cock

Slapping hot sauce on your balls and twisting your Pubes to make a bow tie and dunking your cock in red food coloring during sex.

Me and Jenny got down on that Hot Cock if you know what I mean

by Zaddy the faddie December 20, 2020

Cock Holiday

The day before christmas, a group of men stand over you and jerk their willies off onto you. The phenomenon makes a mistle toe that you get on both knees to get under.

Ruben : Cock Holiday is my favorite holiday
Chris : you fucking fag

by RicardoMandingo December 23, 2020