Gill derangement syndrome

Noun A Gill is a soul sucking creature that hypnotists you and slowly sucks your soul away leaving a rotting pile of goo.

While having a wonderful day, I suddenly felt my soul slipping away and knew I had Gill Derangement Syndrome (GDS)!

by GDS_Survivor! March 23, 2024

Takotsubo syndrome

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.

I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Empty Hole Syndrome

Pertains to single moms (usually divorced) with adult kids that need a good orgasm provided

1. Missy has been suffering from Empty Hole Syndrome since the divorce, maybe Cruz was right about her needing to get some.

2. Sarah gave up on men after the divorce, she's been out with Becky every weekend since her son left for college, that should cure her Empty Hole Syndrome

by @The Hojer November 25, 2019

The good wife syndrome

When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.

Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.

by Larrykernen September 23, 2022

Brunout Syndrome

Brunout Syndrome is a syndrome someone has if they can not drive a vehicle without doing a burnout during the drive.

This guy has brunout syndrome, it is impossible for him to drive his car without doing a burnout with it

by Dr.Burnout September 20, 2023

atticus syndrome

atticus syndrome is like fetal alcohol syndrome . you're born with defects because your mom drank when she was pregnant

damn that guy is stupid, he must have atticus syndrome

by plutosis August 6, 2022

Post W Syndrome

When you win a bet and proceed to put the winnings on another bet you think will hit, only to lose all the money.

I got hit with that “Post W Syndrome” and lost all the money on a “lock”

by Louavelli April 6, 2022