my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
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i'm screaming with tears in my eyes and drool on the sheets from biting them. my top knuckles are red from clasping the edge of the bed so hard and i'm so flushed i look sick. i scream 'baby fuck, i'm gonna cum!' as my eyes roll back and he immediately slows down and my body un-tenses. he reaches his hand around my neck gently yet dominantly. 'i didn't give you permission to cum yet, did i?' he asks. he flips me over to face him and i mutter a small 'mn-mmh' and shake my head submissively. he holds my face in his hand to bring my chin up and pauses for a second before giving into my pleading eyes and smirking, 'does my baby girl want to cum?' i perk up, nod my head and hum 'mm-hm', biting my lip. he snickers a little bit and tells me 'it's ok, i'll let you now, princess, whenever you want', as he strokes my cheek and puts his cock back in me while we're in missionary.
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Carrots,cucumbers, Bananas, etc. To satisfy a sexual desisire.
Using equipment, lightbulbs and/or heat generating housware..
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