Queen Bitch of the Universe

I was born bad and got worse. The Old Queen passed away and I've been holding the successor's seat for a while now. Since no one has been able to make me move over, I think I'll keep the crown.

I am the last person you want to screw with because I will eat you alive and pick my teeth with your bones.

I am often imitated but never duplicated.

I am the ultimate bitch of all bitches.

I out rank all other bitches and have been known to bitch slap them until they come to their senses.

I can go from 0 to 100% pure Bitch quicker than you can blink.

I can make a sidewinder in the Mojave look cuddly and cute by comparison.

I'm so tenacious that I make a rabid pit bull look like a quitter.

Hell hath no fury to match mine....

I didn't realize that RecentCoin was Queen Bitch of the Universe. She really does have the name tag. Maybe I shouldn't have pissed her off.

by Queen Bitch of the Universe July 10, 2007

make out bitch

A girl who makes her friend come to the movies with her just so she can make out with her boyfriend.

I was Casey's make out bitch once, and she didn't even talk to me the whole time!

by briAAAAAA December 24, 2007

down ass bitch

girls that are down for whatever

a chick that'll come over and just drink some brews then stay over and chill all nite

by D December 21, 2002

piss bitch bastard

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.

Jesus, Megan is such a piss bitch bastard!

by Xavier Handlerod January 3, 2008

pussy ass bitch

A pussy ass bitch is someone with all three attributes combined. So firstly a pussy (a wimp, plays everything to safe), then an ass ( bit of a pain, too much of a pussy) then finally a bitch which combines to emphasize all the above. Used to describe someone that is constantly a bitch especially to girls- wont take risks, plays it too safe and looses them.

Dude Maddy was so keen on you, she made it clear in the messages she sent you. (but he replies safe and dry like aha ok) then you call him a pussy ass bitch

by Young Future November 5, 2015

boss ass bitch

An independent queen whos working for everything shes got and is too hot to trot. Excels in everything she does and does it better than everyone else. Not someone to be messed with; might be little but is pretty ripped.

she got a perfect SAT score because she is a boss ass bitch

by yara's lover February 26, 2018

Bitches ain't Shit

Self explanatory. Bitches(as in ho's and sluts and ugly cuntfaces) ain't(are not) shit(nothing good. stupid. smelly. ugly.

Dooby: dude wtf. girls hate me. im gonna go to mexico when no one is looking!
jeff: Bitches ain't Shit!
Dooby: :( i am robo dooby. i have no emotion.

by jeffwebb November 22, 2005