Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018

big dick bitner

Long daddy dick bitner

Fuck me daddy big dick bitner

by Daddy rastaaaaaa January 7, 2018

big aido

Big Aido is a big weegie boist derived from the shithole of Bishopton who smells of donner meat

Here your being a bit of a big aido m8

by floopsnooop May 2, 2018

big hamster thing

Big hamster thing, it's a big hamster thing. Aka a guinea, only the hottest species out there. You can only find the best tasting ones in Peru, extra raw

A big hamster thing is super cute and super fluffy just like my pillow!

by Cat.rw January 12, 2018

pulling up with big dicks

the act of going somewhere and being the fucking man.

“we going to be pulling up with big dicks at the party”

by yungcashfuckingcarti May 3, 2018

BIG BAD BISEXUAL BRAD

His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.

Hey look! It’s big bad bisexual Brad at the spa!! Getting manipeddis

by KachiggaMyNigga👅👌🏿 May 3, 2018

Big holed donut

After unprotected sex the male sticks his shlong in her hole. Then she shouts for all the males to come to the room and stick there meat in her privates. This act will make the hole of the Virginia huge,making the donut hole bigger

Big holed donut me daddy.

by Gamr girl679 September 5, 2017