Pulling the Matt

Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back

James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt

by Grimeggs August 7, 2014

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

Pulling a Houfe!ni

The act when one consumes so much food they weigh more than the observable universe and collapsing the entire time continuum and turning into a black hole.

Man 1 "Whoa, how is that guy becoming a black hole!?"
Man 2 " Oh, he's just pulling a Houfe!ni."

by Houf!eni December 14, 2024

pulling an ollie

when you gatekeep your halloween costume from your friends who have already told eachother 😒

come on dude! stop before you’re pulling an ollie…

by fjdjdjdjdjjdjd October 26, 2022

pulling a gabe

taking a shot of 151 while maxing out on bench, at least 500 lbs

Last night at Joeys', after pulling a gabe, Peter broke his other foot and back

by swellpt December 18, 2013

Long pull

Smoking a ciggy in a single pull or drag

My fishing guy was chain smoking ciggys and even long pulled a whole ciggy at one point

by Long pull June 11, 2021

Pulling an Ashley

The act of responding to a text message in an untimely fashion, long after a socially acceptable window of time has passed since receipt.

Apologies for Pulling an Ashley, I just received your text message from last July that your house was on fire and you were in need of an extinguisher.

by KenFSU May 23, 2023