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Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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Ball soup

When a whore gargles balls in her mouth and a viscous juice is created.
I was at my dick appointment last night and gave em' the ol' ball soup.
by SmashMe February 27, 2020
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ball nut fart

A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.
Some rando: you wanna do a ball nut fart?
Other dude: ok.
by Skibiti scroutum April 19, 2024
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Sussy Balls

Me when the balls are a little bit on the suspicious end of things.
Me: How are your balls
Mom: a bit sussy
Me: lets do ntr
Mom: Ill use my Sussy Balls
by Ner07 February 17, 2022
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Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."
Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...
by mysticklemom June 7, 2020
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Thicc Balls

by Unmercable September 6, 2022
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Cock and Ball Torture

its a fun game to play with your friends/family!! a game for all ages and genders. (NOW INCUDLING 13 *RARE* STD'S ONLY FOUND IN NORTH AMERICA!!) "I say this all the time folks, don't sleep on this one."
hey mom, wanna play a quick game of cock and ball torture?!?
by nuclear robo bitch with std's December 12, 2021
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