Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth

Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

sex

The act of inserting a male's penis inside a woman's pussy;vagina;boobs;asshole

Carter: "Ayy, bro, I just had sex with Fina."
Brandon: " Bro, did you insert your dick in that pussy?"
Carter:"Yeah bro, you should have heard her moan."
Brandon: "Show me a picture of her boobs so we could have a threesome.

by Sexy_gorl_pussy August 8, 2022

Sex

When you stick your slimy cock into a innocent girls vagina repeatedly

Me:I just had sex
You:did you nut
Me:FUCK YEAH!

by Jimmymimmi August 9, 2022

SEX

some stupid shit with genitals and naked shit that makes babys
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed

1:i just had some good sexy sex

2:fucking die yourself

by immarriedtofnaf August 12, 2022

Sex

Minor stop

Dont Search up Sex

by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 14, 2022

Sex first ??

Used by many top shaggers created by the man the myth the legend Martin blacow the use of this quote will guarantee a shag

See a 10/10 Bird

YO B. Sex first ??

by Ehdhfhcj August 18, 2022

Sex God

A melanated man with the title of VVS who has the mind & jewels of SOURCE in the flesh

You lust for me girl admit it
Up all night praying I hit it
Lately you’ve been a bad girl
Rushing is sin in my world
This vibe takes time to create
I can’t come early or late
My time is divine
Healing pu**ies always on my mind
Cause I’m a sex God

#TheKingsPen

by TheKingsPen August 25, 2022