ur mom

someone who sneaks out at night just to meet ur homie

ur mom is hot btw

by PENAT BUTTAAH October 20, 2021

Ur Mom

Ur Mom s. f. - 1.Ur mom, parent, mother 2.Hotness if It was a person, ur mom

1.-Mom can we buy this lego set?

-Sure son/daughter.

2.-Ur mom's hot

-Ikr

by milkywayzz October 14, 2021

Ur mom

Usually gay or one of ur friends fuccd her it’s ur mom

Friend: Dude ur mom was really tight last night
You: Bro so was urs I’m so glad she’s gay

by MoLeStMaN December 05, 2018

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 31, 2020

Ur mom

THE BEST INSULT

Person A: Ur dum Person B: Ur moms dum,

by Insultmaster123 October 20, 2020

Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 31, 2020

ur mom

one of your parent bt lets talk HOW ABOUT HOW MUCH YOURE AN IDIOT FOR SEARCHING UP LIKE BRH THS JOKE CAN HELP PEOPLES FEELINGS youre insane go get a thripst

Me: hey

friend: ur mom

by play man October 08, 2021