Oh man! That was the best Twin Hub night in ever. An extra large munchie box and 3 hours of dwarf porn.
by hulk hogans lovechild October 04, 2020
A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".
by Basblstr27 March 16, 2011
"Bro I heard you banged that girl, we're eskimo bros now"
"Nah my guy we didn't have sex, me and you are just diddle twins
"Nah my guy we didn't have sex, me and you are just diddle twins
by MountainMen April 14, 2019
by Salty Marmalade August 14, 2011
A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)
OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.
by workshy willy November 25, 2011
As a child, he created stories about Dalton’s twin, Kevin, a nonexistent sibling who embodied all the dreams he wished he could share.
by Dalton C October 04, 2024