Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.
Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.
by moose5000 September 30, 2012
Get the twin shafting mug.is when there are 2 fat ass girls trying to get laid/ walking around town, the pun is though each fat chick is a promo twin set, in other words 2 points per promo, if you see a whale thats called a going out of businesses or under new management which is worth 5 points
so when your walking down the street you tp your buddy and say o man look at those promo twins so they dont catch what your talking about, wo shes going out of business or is under new management! or both
by guythatismark September 15, 2009
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Get the panda eyed twins mug.A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)
OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.
by workshy willy November 26, 2011
Get the Disability Twins mug.A subgenre of TGTF, twinning is a type of transformation/TF involving one person being transformed into a copy of someone. This type of TF dates back to the late 2000s as a subgenre of TF, though it was probably popular prior to there being a name for it
"They have an episode of Miraculous Ladybug with a villain that twins people into herself!"
"Do you even KNOW how hard it is to find male twinning? I'm stuck with 3 stories, 2 drawings, the Matrix trilogy, and that one Doctor Who epsiode!"
"Do you even KNOW how hard it is to find male twinning? I'm stuck with 3 stories, 2 drawings, the Matrix trilogy, and that one Doctor Who epsiode!"
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