Tuna

A Jack of all trades, master of ALL. Somebody who is good at everything at life. His life might make you think he is a nerd, but don’t be fooled… his handsome build and personality with quick wit has charmed many girls, but he decides to focus on the one worth his level

My god, you got the personality of Tuna

by Saruhhhhhh July 23, 2025

Wallet Tuna

Concept invented by two young people at school, tuna in a wallet. It is a mysterious concept, highly subjective, not very objective, and hardly worthy of a concrete definition.

A tuna in a bag, defies reality, and makes us think about life, existence and consciousness.

Tuna in the wallet, in addition to a tuna, and a wallet, is something else.
And that something more is what you want it to be.

-It's your turn to pay.

-Wait what is this? A tuna in your wallet?

-No. This is wallet tuna.

by Wallet Tuna July 1, 2022

Tuna Crib

In the game of cribbage, the dealer gets an extra hand "the crib". Now, when the sum total of that hand is 2 or less it is reffered to as a "Tuna Crib"

Arghhh.... This shitty Tuna Crib cost me the game!

by Vonbrownstein November 5, 2009

Council Bluffs Tuna Melt

Council Bluffs Tuna Melt.

The act of 3 big dick black dudes fucking the pussy of a small skinny white girl and thereafter smoking a cigarette and extinguishing the cigarette using the girl's pussy along with her squirting juices.

Dude #1: Hey Tyrone, how was your weekend?

Tyrone: My weekend was good. I got that Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany down the block.

Dude #1: Forreal? Me and 3 of my other homes got a Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany last week.

by Exotic_Tripps October 8, 2024

Tuna flapping

Female masterbation

She can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s tuna flapping.

by Kweenweis May 3, 2018

Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.

“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”

by pochitatel November 20, 2021

tuna crunch

british insult towards americans implying fishy smelling genitalia

"You're being such a tuna crunch!"

by auboz December 7, 2017