The comfortable embrace of ones own toilet. The seat cups your cheeks like no other and your feet fall right into place on that chilled tile floor. You know how much noise you can make and that the walls are thin enough that you might need to run some water in an attempt to cover up the sounds you're about to make evacuating that double decker chili cheese dog and half gallon of beer from last night. Not to mention the 4am chimichanga and milkshake from the gas station you just had to have! You know exactly where the lighter and sage incense are for the aftermath..and also that extra roll of hidden toilet paper in case the one that's about to face your dingle berries just isn't enough. All in all..things flow easier when all your ducks are in a row. Don't pretend like you don't know..
My roommate came running into the house and beelined for the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I think he held it in because he wasn't cool with going at his new girfriends house and needed to come home so he could have his home shit advantage.
by carlsbad carlyfornia December 14, 2013
Get the home shit advantagemug. To get laid.
Normally spoken about a recent event, such as last night or this morning. Also denotes a certain level of glory, and should be celebrated by every comrade present.
If this exclamation sparks a political discussion, you've done something wrong. Or you have lame friends.
Normally spoken about a recent event, such as last night or this morning. Also denotes a certain level of glory, and should be celebrated by every comrade present.
If this exclamation sparks a political discussion, you've done something wrong. Or you have lame friends.
Jem: Hey Charlie, that girl you were with last night... did you bring the troops home?
Charlie: Mission accomplished, Jem. I fuckin' brought the troops home.
*Charlie and Jem fist bump*
Charlie: Mission accomplished, Jem. I fuckin' brought the troops home.
*Charlie and Jem fist bump*
by pantsalone March 11, 2012
Get the bring the troops homemug. by Aleigha June 22, 2023
Get the Come back homemug. If you a boy and you date a girl and after you break up with that girl and you date her bstf you automatically a home gurl hopper which means you hopped onto her bstf
Made by: destiny ~ecms~
Made by: destiny ~ecms~
“I’m dating this girl, but her bstf cute so ima break up with her to get with her bstf”
“He a home gurl hopper periodt”
“He a home gurl hopper periodt”
by Destiny guandique June 5, 2019
Get the home gurl hoppermug. ill go home is a phrase that some people use when they are in an awkward situation or make a joke that no one laughs at....
me: the hamster ate the ham... get it...cos its a hamster...
everyone else: ........
me: ill go home
everyone else: ........
me: ill go home
by illgohome April 24, 2019
Get the ill go homemug. A gang relitivly stationed around the city of Garrett Indiana. The home-slice gang is widely known for their initiation handshake which is preformed by one member creating a house shape with their hands as another member slices the house in half while stating "Home-slice!"
by Cakeboss4life September 27, 2017
Get the The home-slice gangmug. synonomous to "Rossi".
def 1: means someone who can turn faster lap times than Gibernau
def 2: means someone who seems like a friend but will bed your wife/girlfriend quicker than you can say "Bobs your uncle"
def 1: means someone who can turn faster lap times than Gibernau
def 2: means someone who seems like a friend but will bed your wife/girlfriend quicker than you can say "Bobs your uncle"
by Rocco Warwick April 13, 2005
Get the Captain Home Slicemug.