by Grandule April 9, 2024

When you tuck your dick in between your legs to the left and pull your balls up and forward from the right side and cross your legs
So I was totally ready to jump his bone when I opened the door and there he was all grape creped out on the bed
by TwuntPunt June 27, 2015

“I massaged my grape last night and it’s all smoothe now, it also feels like I’m having a mini orgasm every time I change the angle I’m sitting on”
“I was with Gina all night last night. She proper grabbed my bollocks and Swang off them like a church bell pulley. Proper exultant shit. Needless to say, my grape feels like it’s been pulled half away to buggery”
“I was with Gina all night last night. She proper grabbed my bollocks and Swang off them like a church bell pulley. Proper exultant shit. Needless to say, my grape feels like it’s been pulled half away to buggery”
by Pat Dry June 30, 2025

by kbgbug January 2, 2023

by Sl1ngsh0tsuckurmon April 24, 2019

when your a dickhead
by Grappymelon December 14, 2020
