bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013

Big Bean

This man.. neigh this legend is an actual fucking beast of nature. this man is a true nigger this man has so much sex it’s actually unreal. also has a 9 inch cock

“who’s that kid with the huge ballsack over there?”
that’s Big Bean

by XxmonkeymanxX December 17, 2022

bean play

noun, When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles your nads in a soft, caressing manner.

When i go to the massage parlor, i always ask the nice Korean lady to go "extra soft," so she would proceed to give me some bean play.

by Rhett Perry January 4, 2008

beans-bite

An obnoxiously large bite usually used when mooching food off of somebody

A beans-bite pisses almost everyone off

Beans: "hey dude can i have a bite?"

Cole: "alright but don't take a beans-bite"

.....

Cole: "asshole"

by hatredtrain May 10, 2010

Bean-Fish

When you way too zooked to speak English.

Yo phamala, why you gotta be such a bean-fish?

by Hunk5 June 17, 2016

purp bean

a popular saying in new zealand meaning, the fish n chip shop.

"hey, where's the purp bean at?"

"yea, me and the kids are going to get some purp bean"

"you work at purp bean?"

"there's only enough room for one purp bean in this town bro"

by Dan an October 20, 2013

Bean Lord

Bean Lord is the greatest of them all. The same as Floor Tentacles and The Spaghetti Monster. The proper pronunciation of Bean is MBAE-NS or BOI-NS with a very short “E” and a long “A”. Blyat is also associated with the Bean Lord.

“Do you praaay da Bean Lord? Blyat”

by We are the Floor Tentacles February 12, 2020