Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.

“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018

trampoline titties

A way to describe artificially breasts. A subtle feature wear if you were to touch the breasts your hand might bounce back due to its "trampoline" style implants. First heard it on the song "You Da Baddest, by future. ft. Nicki Minaj." As said by Future (Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn), "trampoline titties, girl, they bouncin', yea ...".

Damn that girls got some trampoline titties.

by northernlord November 19, 2017

Titty lip

When you are about to cry, your eyes well up and your bottom lip sticks out

The baby got scared he pulled a titty lip and started to cry.

by Goldsparkleshine August 13, 2018

titty tugger

A lactation specialist

Your baby is a healthy 6.8lbs and it's time for his first feeding. Let me get our resident titty tugger who can help you breast feed for the first time.

by Howie1980 February 15, 2020

Submarine Titties

Long, saggy, and rectangular boobs that are primarily found on the elderly.

Nurse 1: Oh shit! Miss Parker fell down the stairs again!
Nurse 2: Thats just her submarine titties in the way again.

by DjAllDay December 23, 2020

Titty Mad

A description of madness brought on by exposure to multiple sets of breasts after a long period without female contact.

"Dude, what's up with him? We never should have brought him to the waterpark."

"I know. He's spent the whole summer playing World of Warcraft, and now suddenly he's seeing all these titties."

"The boy's gone titty mad."

by KingZero48 August 30, 2009

Pineapple titties

A thing of great importance, but is easily stolen. They are usually taken for revenge.

“I stole Layla’s pineapple titties!”

by AAEGH and a half April 12, 2019