Tim Klimas

Drives the fastest car known to man. A Monte Carlo.
Will fuck any bitch, any day, any time. 100% guaranteed.
Coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Just ask your mom.

Hi, I’m Tim klimas, and you know it.

by Blamblam999999999 October 28, 2020

Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house

A replacement phrase for anal sex

Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.

by Fishpatty Nelson August 18, 2024

Tim Time

Tim Time is like a black hole where things like reality and being on time get lost.

I'm in Tim Time right now. Don't bother me.

by way3 August 15, 2021

Tim McInnis

The crooked man. Known in Native American culture as “he who walks with difficulty.”

Tim McInnis refused to wear the brace

by Serial Palmtree May 28, 2022

Tim Sam

A Superior Being Soon To Be Studied By Science, Most Likely Gonna Replace The Word Awesome.

There is only one Tim Sam, so no examples are available.

by <3wife May 25, 2011

tim jim

MY FUCKING BROTHER WHOS A FUCKING BITCH

I have a timjim as my brother (a tim jim is a brother whos a fucking bitch)

by master fucking no one fucking September 17, 2017

Tim Walz

When you inspire a massive amount of people just by being a decent human. To truly pull a Tim Walz, the situation has to be dire, and feel like there’s no way out. Then by just doing one simple act of being kind and giving, it changes the entire mood of the room.

I worked for 7 years in a toxic corporate environment, but one day a new manager was hired and started treating everyone like they mattered. He was a total TIm Walz.

by Oxford Bell August 11, 2024