Craig Thompson

a failing You Tuber that is struggling to keep a float after leaving the vanoss group

Craig Thompson is spiraling down the drain

by TheTruthTeller151 December 12, 2019

Thumper

Term used to define that fat chick at the bar that gives it up to anyone and everyone. Usually a carrier of many sexually transmitted diseases.

I'm never drinking again, I got wasted and woke up between Thumper's fat rolls.

by jr0k May 26, 2011

thumbsucker

(definition not related to the movie by the same title)

Apparently a newspaper article that Veep Dick Cheney, (rumored de facto President), seeks to discredit.

Possibly reflecting British slang for "immature weakling" implying that intellectual "weenies" are piling onto Cheney's decline in power with pondering analysis.

On "Meet the Press", 9/10/06, host Tim Russert questioned the Vice President about an article in the New York Times published on the same day entitled "Cheney’s Power No Longer Goes Unquestioned" by David E. Sanger and Eric Schmitt.

(Admittedly the specific meaning needs pegging better, but hey this is a start.)

"...that (New York Times article) is just another one of those thumbsuckers..." -- Richard "Deadeye Dick" Cheney (Sept. 10, 2006)

by Slangard September 10, 2006

Bible Thumping

Getting off on listening to someone read the Bible.

Oh man, last week at Dan's I was totally Bible Thumping during the Book of Job.

by dkujan May 16, 2007

only definition on urbandictionary with no thumbs down

(n) something that everyone agrees with.

originated in Randolph, Massachusetts in a high school where everyone is obsessed with this sight.

person1: dude that science test was impossible!
person2: yea thats the only definition on urbandictionary with no thumbs down!
person1: yea!

by american animal December 21, 2008

thumper

The stupid lower middle class bastards who think they are ghetto, dress like they are still in high school - though most are around 30 years of age - usually drive small cars (like Hondas) that are painted in strange color variations (usually of blues or purples) and have their "gangsta" names in plastic stick-on letters on the side window of their thumper car which traditionally has less value than the modifications made to it. The name "thumper" comes from the annoyingly loud, repetetive and artistically devoid music which they prefer.

"Damnit, look at that jackass thumper, I wish he'd turn his friggin' music down."

by KKR November 25, 2006

Thumper Dumper

n. The act of masturbating during a poo; alternately, the act of pooping while masturbating

Thumper Dumpers are a great way to save time in the morning.

by NicCagedHeart January 9, 2017