Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.

courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede

by taraishilarious October 21, 2010

Spoon Wiener Slapper

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.

"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

by KENNY KATAKLYSM April 29, 2011

Like a dog on a spoon

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing

"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."

by Kraken Panda March 17, 2020

Phantom Spoon Syndrome

(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.

"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."

by MCALLI March 8, 2014

comically small spoon

tea spoon

person 1: you want a comically small spoon?
person 2: you mean a tea spoon?
person 1: alot funnier if you didnt explain it

by thatonememe21 November 24, 2020

post-nut spoon

Self descriptive.

I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.

by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009

peanut butter spoon

its when you put peanut butter on a spoon

have you guys ever looked up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

by scaphism September 18, 2020