marching bang

When the whole marching band bangs you.

"Omg Becky I just came back from a marching bang."

by don't.ask743 April 5, 2016

March 15

National kiss your girlfriend day

Girlfriend: it’s March 15 we gotta kiss
Boyfriend: ok❤️

by Cool biotch March 14, 2022

March 31

The day mario gets wiped from existance.

Look at the day Sam.

oh.

March 31, the day mario was wiped from existance

Who's mario?

by That one dude you bullied March 31, 2021

march masterbaition

In this you will have the launch your nut counter to the moon ever night : only sex beating you meat found so master bait till ur dead

Hey tom you doing destroy your dick December (tom) no I'm doing march masterbaition (Dom) OK

by Gurt1234 November 10, 2018

March 9th

National Beat up a Tall person day

Beat them up In March 9th

by Urnaninbed.con March 8, 2021

March 30

National gorgeous day

March 30 is the day you are GORGEOUS

by Tallboi6969 March 29, 2022

March 6

Slap a person who’s name starts with K

Girl with K: hi
Random person: “slap”

Because it is march 6

by hoosier_daddy March 5, 2023