Skol Fn Log

The massive greasy log of shit that comes out of you after you chew tobacco, specifically Skoal.

Dude, I took a massive dip of skoal the other day and within minutes dropped the dirtiest skol fN log that clogged my toilet.

by Dip Dinger April 14, 2022

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Shit log stalker

A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.

Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”

by shovel breaker January 15, 2022

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When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!

Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night

by Vandy Sag December 2, 2018

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Presidential Pepper Log

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.

Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.

by Neutered Chimp February 9, 2021

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Night-Time Log

Having a boner when you go to sleep

“I didn’t have morning wood this time, I had the night-time log.”

by P3MN15 May 6, 2021

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smog on my log

when your friend takes a bong rip and then gives you that nasty shnasty zucker-suck 9000 ushy gushy with the water works while blowing that sweet sweet smog out around the shaft of your mighty meat.

"dude did you see john last night? he was totally smogging on sammy's log"

ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."

by Xagrono povicidus December 8, 2022

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