Henry

if someone’s last name is henry, they’re either the sweetest person you know or the absolute cruelest person you know. henry can also be the love of your life or the arch enemy of your life.

hobo 1: hey i wonder if that guy’s a henry.
hobo 2: yea me too. he looks rich though.
hobo 1: oh. he’s definitely that kind of henry.
hobo 1: you agree with me right?
hobo 2: i mean i guess. most henry’s that are rich are usually that kind.

by pansexualslut June 1, 2024

brick henry

A man named Henry who is very interested in collecting and building Legos

Brick Henry just bought the Seinfeld Lego set!

by Johnridee November 21, 2021

Pulled a Henry

Saying something so incredibly stupid, no one with a normal IQ can even understand.

"Yo that was so stupid, you just pulled a Henry."

by pulledhenry February 23, 2019

Henry

a retard

Henry is a retard

by Poopyhead69420 October 26, 2019

Henry Bowers

Henry Bowers is the most hottest guy from It. I mean for me if he says i will carve my name onto your stomach i will let him do it, i mean he is a leg opener for sure.

"I will carve my name into your stomach!" please do henry Please please please <3 I mean it henry bowers

by Ihavetoomanyphases December 17, 2024

Henry

Henry is insane. He's a good volleyball player, and he hates water.. like a lot... he's never even touched itttt. His favorite food is ramen, but he enjoys culture with chocolate chips and taki dust on top. He has a really cool wallpaper featuring the best person god has ever created. He gets hurt too much and has probably been to the hospital more times than I has gone vertigo (thas a lot). He claims i is pyromaniac when in reality...... nvm. He goes by seaweed!!!! IN ADDITION he insanelyyyyy shorttttt. Like, REALLY SHORT. oh well.. he's also addicted to tiktok............

Henry: JEeeez pyroooooooo

by yoyoyocheeeeese November 19, 2019

Henry’s dick

It’s 69.420 inches long. Way longer than Tootymcbootys

Henry’s Dick is so big

by Glizzysucker69 June 12, 2022