test tube sisters

Sisters by heart. Best friends who are so alike it is like they were created in a test tube. (Brave new world)

Omg we are basically the same person!
-we are like test tube sisters

by Bæ17 February 20, 2015

iced carton test

A simple test used to check whether a carton or similar packaging item contains liquid or ice.
To perform the test, pick up the carton and shake at a moderate pace. You should feel a constant force as the liquid hits the edge with each shake. If you feel something hit the carton from inside, there's ice inside, and if you can't feel any force, the contents froze over.
Repeat the test with different cartons until you find one you're satisfied with.

The iced carton test works best at schools that store liquids like milk and juice inside containers.

by ChameleonDragon November 13, 2019

Stanford Achievement Test

A bullcrap exam created by Harcourt forced on students every year from kindergarten through high school. It usually takes place during the first semester and tests students on topics such as reading, math, language arts, spelling, listening, science, and social science. They're designed to measure students' knowledge of narrative, process, and cluster summaries, as well as graphic displays to clarify performance, guide planning, and analysis.

These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.

Kyle: Hey, are you ready for the Stanford Achievement Test?
Chris: Oh, not this again. I suffered during last year's exam.

by The Real Driller December 20, 2022

Rafter durability test

To hang your self from the rafters, usually at school

Some kid at my school did some rafter durability testing after failing math

by The fact checkers union January 21, 2021

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by anonymous November 21, 2019

Jordan Poole Test

A test where a girl is brought courtside to a warriors game and Jordan Poole's performance reflects how bad she is

"I brought my girl courtside to a warriors game and Poole went 36-12-5."

"Damn she must be bad as hell."

"Yeah it's the Jordan Poole Test at its finest."

by hrhsher March 20, 2023

dungeon wisdom test

When someone wants something of you, and you test them to see if they'd have done the same for you.

Michael asks Dwight if he can stay in his hotel room when there's no vacancy. Dwight tricks Michael by saying the room is actually in Michael's name, and then asks Michael if he could stay in the room. Michael declines. Dwight reveals that the reservations are in his name, not Michael's. Michael has failed the dungeon wisdom test, so Dwight doesn't let Michael stay in the room.

by choamNomsky July 30, 2021