mask by dream

dream wears a mask with a smile for hours at a time, stares at the ceiling while he holds back whats on his mind

the best lines from mask by dream:
thats what the mask is
thats what the point of the mask is

by caniputmyballsinurjaws July 24, 2021

mask

The thing that no one knows how to wear.

teen: hey boomer can you wear your mask properly
boomer: it doesn't matter we are 6 feet apart

by willowdubito July 24, 2021

Mask by Dream

Name of popular song by Dream music.

Often joked about due to its unmet standards of what dream's fandom expects.

"Have you seen mask by dream"
"I've heard mask by dream was poorly made"

by RustNotFound August 22, 2021

covid mask

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.

My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh

by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021

ugly mask

this mask is not worn for purposes of public health and stopping the spread of viruses, although thats a bonus. (and some people don't believe that masks protect from viruses) this mask is for the un vaccinated people that think we want to see their face. this mask will help these people get called ugly less often, and will help everyone else by not needing to look at them. and returning to the first point, it will help keep us healthy!!

person 1: are you vaccinated?
person 2: no.
person 1: can you put on a mask then please?
person 2: no. i do not believe it protects me from viruses.
person 1: well this is an ugly mask. its for ugly people so they don't show their face!!
person 2: wow thanks!! i really needed this

by thirteenchickentenders July 11, 2021

Tulti Masking

When you are multi tasking during a meeting and someone asks you a question but you are focused elsewhere. Masking is when you fake your answer with a nod or by saying "Im not sure, I will find out"

your boss is in a conversation with a client and looks at you...
Boss: John, what caused the delay last month?
You: (nodding yes, looking up from your smart phone) "yep, but let me confirm it"
Your friend whispers: He's Tulti masking

by MrHealthCareRepair September 7, 2012

Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)

"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"

by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013