Geek Drunk

Also known as geek wasted. Getting geek drunk is the act of losing all self control and/or inhibitions when around new technologies.

Being so in awe of some new gadget or technology that you have a hard time bringing coherent thoughts out to be discussed. In actuality you are reduced to a drooling, babbling idiot. Therefore you are Geek Drunk or Geek Wasted.

by sbinkerd1 August 26, 2013

Bearded Geek

A dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. They typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. They want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.

That Bearded Geek took 3 minutes to get his Volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.

by zmanstreet August 20, 2013

Ink Geek

to mean you are highly intelligent with a pen and a pad. ;

Orgin: Hip-Hop 2000's Philly

Ink Geek is derived as in the sense of seeing someone intelligent and is attracting people with his or her lyrics. but is used to refer to lryics that are highly approved by someone.

yo! them lines are dope, you are a Ink Geek when it comes to this music."

by jony depth March 1, 2012

bird geek

Emeka.

A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".

Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.

A number of woman have reported being attacked by an unknown species of bird. These vicious birds have been waiting to attack women entering and exiting Health House in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia The bird geek kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".

by DCF giggler August 15, 2011

geeking out

To be grinding one's teeth in pleasure. May or may not be drug-induced. Usually caused by a flood of brain chemicals like serotonin or dopamine.

"Man, I toked some of this green crack weed strain and started "geeking out", especially at the sight of that hot lady."

by T0K30UT March 10, 2023

Geek

Describing a person that has an high amount of intelligence with an exception with being annoying or weird.

"I don't like Jeremy, he's a geek"
"He's the teacher's favorite student, since he's a geek"

by KoppaSummision October 9, 2023

Band geeks

The best SpongeBob episode

Person 1: band geeks is the best episode dude
Person 2: that’s no cap right there

by JDMF December 28, 2023