November 30

National slap a short person day, the one day you can do it, and they cannot resist.

Dang I guess it’s November 30th, time to slap mark.

by Hitler John the 4th November 28, 2022

May 30

the day jude cook got really weird with his girl friends sister! Such a jock!

jay went to bed with peyton’s sister on may 30 that’s fucked!

by kids named luke penis August 26, 2022

30 ply

The coveted 30 pack of beer.

Hey did you pick up a 12 pack on your way here? Nah man even better, I got a 30 ply

by Banged Strang 69 October 23, 2023

30 hairs!

An overgrown hairy sheep.

Lawnmower comb in 30 hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

October 30

You should definitely kiss your girl at a Halloween Party.

Shiii i gotta kiss my girl tonight at the party on October 30

by October 30! October 27, 2021

last 30 seconds of blue by Billie

I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else

Ignore the dumb definition stuff

“Oh wow Ali’s really using the last 30 seconds of blue by Billie to express her love”

by Aja Anna Alana June 1, 2025

October 30

National slap your short friend day!

Tall Friend: It's October 30th...
Short Friend: *runs*

by random1209384756 October 29, 2019