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Teacher

A person who can get on your nerves even when they be nice. There are several types of teachers. For example, There is a very chill teacher who just gives you work and doesn't grade anything unless she/ he has to. Another teacher is the one only kiss-ups like, the ones who shushes you if you talk, and if you interupt her while she talking she gonna tell you to raise your hand and when you do she says, "put your hand down".
Teacher: Now class as you can see on the board there is a--
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Raise your hand, I'm talking
Student: *raises hand*
Teacher: Put your hand down.
by MMhhMM ya I said dat October 29, 2020
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faux-righteous teacher

One who pretends to be a high credibility or operates under false pretenses in order to earn money and truly not help their communities as they proclaim to.
Martin Luther King, Jr. was considered to be a “poor righteous teacher”, but people like televangelist are more like faux-righteous teachers. They simply pretend to do it for the good of others but they profit largely from their exploitation of faith and community giving.
by Daymain Smith May 25, 2024
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That Vegan Teacher

Everyone who has critical thinking skills (including normal vegans who leave people alone) hates her. She's known for being a hypocrite and abusing/neglecting her poor dog who's clearly depressed because she feeds her dog kibble that's devoid of protein, so the dog is slowly dying. That Vegan Teacher tries to shove veganism down everyone's throats. She should be banned from all social media platforms so she can leave everyone alone.
We should ban That Vegan Teacher from all public spaces, social media, and from having pets.
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
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Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"
by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022
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Teacher

A person who makes you solve problems that you wouldn't have without him.
Hello teacher who has no name!
by FN0844 May 22, 2022
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Home Ec teachers

This means an ugly, dried up , minging , fat and disgusting little bitch.

Also known as a land whale, pile of shit and a pedo.
They’re commonly known for getting girls to strip during class(and screaming when they don’t), yelling at you for another students mistake and for crying if another teacher gets involved.
“Ew what’s that nasty smell”
“oh that’s just the Home Ec Teacher”

“What’s that pile of shit doing in the corner

“That’s actually just the Home Ec teacher”

“Who do we feel bad for? The Home Ec teachers son.”
by emo_scientist November 8, 2022
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Teachers

force kids to listen to the demon that thrives of the depression on the young ones.
and will say "i don't know can you?" after you ask if you can go to the bathroom
Teachers will suck the happiness out of your soul to earn minimum wage
by Rforese October 16, 2019
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