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Table Zamboni

The silver metal "sweeper" shaped in the form of a razor fish shell. In a fancy restaurant, the waiter will use this to pick up crumbs between courses.
Waiter pulls out the table zamboni.
Customer: "What the hell is that thing?"
Waiter: "It's a table zamboni."
by Hannahcupcake November 22, 2009
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cock table

A device that is able to consume a cock and/or envelop a cock. Normally used for masturbation or intense homoerotic intercourse.
That girl Kelsey sure is a cock table. I went right into her and she didn't even notice!
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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table texting

When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.
My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.
by osco50 August 1, 2008
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table

Table is another word for disabled. This definition comes from the Howard Stern show when Crackhead Bob is talking about leaving the state. He says "I'm disabled" and Howard thinks he said, "I'm a table".
"Don't smoke crack, I did, and I'm a table."
by laura24ld January 14, 2008
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tabe

Slang for table tennis. Originating from Halifax post-16 common rooms where table tennis is a King among sports.
Bolt: Cheedle, up for some tabe?
Cheedle: Alright, ween.
by The Bolt! December 27, 2008
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tabes

a myriad of swindlers
they roam the halls of whitney and wreak havok

can be seen cursing others in their native tongue.
noidish calvin cheng has a BIG PITES!!!
by wah! August 18, 2004
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