Barney's Tail

When a penis is sucked so hard, the head, the shaft, and scrotum turn a dark purple color.

"I'm still suffering from the Barney's Tail my mother gave to me."

by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016

skirt tails

Little and immature women

Don't let those skirt tails come in this house again.

by Jo_xo October 7, 2023

monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.

Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.

by mehmet oz December 15, 2022

Canadian Beaver Tail

While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.

Dude, (he/she) shit on my dick, so I gave (him/her) a Canadian beaver tail.

by RustyMantis January 1, 2022

Anal Tailing

A Dragonland pastime where one dragon inserts its tail into another dragon's anus regardless of age, gender, or size.

Shortly after Max, Emmy, and Enrique arrives at Dragonland, Ord is seen anal tailing Cassie while taking drugs.

by Greghef June 20, 2020

pin the tail on the donkey

While having sex doggystyle and wearing a condom after finishing the male pulls off the now full condom inside out while getting the female's attention so she turns to look back at him, so he can then stick the condom between her eyes thus having pinned the tail on the donkey/ass.

I'm definitely goin to pin the tail on the donkey tonight when I'm done with that chick.

by MediumNasssty April 3, 2022

Tiger By The Tail

1. An idiom referring to a situation where you're screwed no matter what you do; if you're literally holding a tiger by the tail, it won't attack you - until you let go of its tail. But you have to let go in order to run from it, and it WILL chase you down.
2. A song by country singer "Buck" Owens. Arguably his signature song.

I've got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to see
I won't be much when you get through with me
Well, I'm losing weight and turning mighty pale
Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022