sharf

one who twitches like a fucking spazzed out cracked out pornstar with a major disorder.

"o look there goes sharf, duck!"(noun)

"i saw her and she was sharfing really bad"(verb)

by krowkrowkrow November 8, 2008

Starfishing

The act of floating in a body of water with all limbs out stretched in the shape of a star fish, while furiously jacking off.

Did you hear what chris did? He was starfishing in the hot tub on the cruise ship.

by Reap3r21 June 16, 2018

starfucker

Jac Vanek

Jac Vanek is famous for being a starfucker.

by olookatu August 7, 2008

Snarf

The act of sneezing so hard that you fart with great pain.

That pepper made me snarf so hard, i thought my colon was going to fall out.

by Jack Bequick November 10, 2009

snarfing

insertion of the nose into a cat's butt repeatedly until satisfaction has been achieved.

yo wanna snarf after school" or "yo i'll snarf you up, bro" or "yo where the snarfing at?

by Mr. Bastianpants November 12, 2010

snarf

to smell a particularly stanky fart.

Hey Jill snarf this.
Get a snarf of that.

by kyle pet. August 24, 2007

Snarf

To Snarf some one:
To step into a random or non random persons face and while doing this you shout the word,"snarf!"
If the individual jumps or is frightened by your "snarf" you have accomplished.
or it can be used as a replacement word.

" Hey, guys lets go snarf this little clown."
"oh yeah, man do it. it'll be funny"
"snarf!"
"hahahahaha, what a girl you snarfed him so bad"

or

"What the snarf!?"
"maaan i snarfed your mom last night, i was dissapointed."

by Mathew Rose January 25, 2008