the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.
by D-n-C November 02, 2006
created after saddam was found in a spider hole. when a lesbian shits in another lesbians vagina, then eats it.
by Zach December 07, 2004
In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.
Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.
Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.
Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.
by MicAng August 09, 2012
A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.
Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*
Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*
Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*
Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
by Short Fat Hung Ginger April 24, 2012
by XxRussian roulette botxX April 17, 2020
When you've got the house all to yourself and can jerk off to pornhub on roku with the tv on its loudest setting. Shooting spiderweb everywhere
Alright! I've got the house to myself this evening. I can be a roku Spider man and sling Webs everywhere!
by Rokuspiderhero January 06, 2018
Where a man gorillaglues his feet to the ceiling and a woman climbs up him and they 69 whilst they are both violently shitting
by D0gm3at August 04, 2019