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spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.
I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.
by D-n-C November 2, 2006
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Spider Holing

created after saddam was found in a spider hole. when a lesbian shits in another lesbians vagina, then eats it.
wet shit isnt as good for spider holing because it isnt very firm.
by Zach December 7, 2004
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Roku Spider man

When you've got the house all to yourself and can jerk off to pornhub on roku with the tv on its loudest setting. Shooting spiderweb everywhere
Alright! I've got the house to myself this evening. I can be a roku Spider man and sling Webs everywhere!
by Rokuspiderhero April 24, 2018
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Spider-web Hair

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.
"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."
by Double-C March 5, 2009
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Chase the barking spider

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.

Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.
Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.
by MicAng August 12, 2012
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Bovarian Barking Spider

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.
Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012
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