the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.
by D-n-C November 2, 2006

created after saddam was found in a spider hole. when a lesbian shits in another lesbians vagina, then eats it.
by Zach December 7, 2004

When you've got the house all to yourself and can jerk off to pornhub on roku with the tv on its loudest setting. Shooting spiderweb everywhere
Alright! I've got the house to myself this evening. I can be a roku Spider man and sling Webs everywhere!
by Rokuspiderhero April 24, 2018

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 17, 2020

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.
by Double-C March 5, 2009

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.
Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.
Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.
Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.
by MicAng August 12, 2012

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.
Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*
Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*
Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*
Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012
