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Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.
Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society
by LordChewie January 15, 2026
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Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.
Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society
by LordChewie January 15, 2026
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A macro-level analysis of social organization. A Concrete Society refers to the actual, on-the-ground network of institutions, class structures, and power relations in a specific place and time—messy, unequal, and operational. An Imaginary Society is the theoretical model used to describe or justify it: "a classless society," "a free market society," "a colorblind society." These are aspirational or ideological blueprints that never fully match the concrete reality but powerfully guide policy, revolution, and social critique.
Theory of Concrete and Imaginary Societies Example: The Concrete Society of a country is its documented wealth gap, its legal system's biases, and its actual social mobility rates. Its Imaginary Society is the "land of equal opportunity" enshrined in its founding documents and political speeches. The relentless tension between the concrete facts and the imaginary ideal is the engine of social conflict, reform, and disillusionment.
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A meta-concept examining how society as a whole engages in the process of controlling itself. It looks at the decentralized, self-reinforcing network where institutions (media, schools), groups (peers, families), and individuals all participate in enforcing norms, often without central coordination, creating a stable but often coercive equilibrium.
Theory of Social Control of Society Example: The viral "cancel culture" mob. No government directs it. Instead, society itself acts as a control mechanism: through social media, peers enforce norms by collectively shaming, shunning, and applying economic pressure (getting someone fired) for perceived transgressions. It’s a decentralized but powerful form of societal self-policing that reinforces current moral boundaries.
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Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024
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